Saturday, June 9, 2007

Hey This is to "Frankly Opinionated"

First let me start out with WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?

Secondly I'd like to state this is all directed at pretty much every outspoken conservative person in the good ol' hillbilly, fuckin' good old time, U.S.

So let's just start at the beginning shall we?

The country started out all well and good with grand dreams of liberty and the happiness and wellness of all the were proud to call themselves citizens of the nation. But even in the beginning we screwed up. That big old skeleton in the American closet, SLAVERY! We all know the story, no point in repeating it. This whole event was the birth of the conservatives. Those fat old white guys sitting on there fat old asses like the Kentucky Fried Chicken guy, saying, "Well I don't know about all this change it kinda scares me, I might lose a few dollars of my huge fortune."

Let's skip ahead a little bit. One big problem that this country has is the amount of smokers it has. First let me ask this question, "What does smoking do for you?" I'm very intrested in the answer to that very simple question. If you would like to answer that question and have actually read this far please email me at venatores@gmail.com . All smoking really does is kill you in an excrutiatingly slow manner. Just wait till you get to the end with your body full of cancer begging those around you to just kill you know because the pain is just to intense. You know what cancer is? It's your body taking vengeance on you for all the horrible stuff you've done to it. Now that we're done with that let's move on to the ranting portion; please feel free to skip the next paragraph.

Fuck you! You conservative assholes! You are what's wrong with the whole fucking world. You greedy sons of bitches who care for nothing but yourselves. Why don't you do the planet a favor and just chain smoke 20 packs of your glorious cancer sticks a day so you can die your horrible death faster and stop causing everyone else problems. And you fucking rally behind that fuching dumb shit Bush calling him a hero for eliminating the fucking terrorists! Everyone's a fucking terrorist! Why don't you just take your precoius nukes and bomb the fucking world so that the only thing left is your brothers the fucking cockroaches. You yourselves are just evolved pigs walking on to legs. Why don't you get off your fucking ass and read Animal Farm. It will be like looking into a fucking mirror!

Whew! That was a bit of fun. I've kinda run out of steam so feel free to respond and make a coservation or debate or whatever the hell you want. On a final note, please no body take offense to this, FUCK YOU!